<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6872725584301139934</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:25:17.187-08:00</updated><category term='joke'/><category term='parents'/><category term='pants'/><category term='jokes'/><category term='sex'/><category term='fun'/><category term='ripped'/><category term='laugh'/><category term='funny'/><category term='depression'/><category term='comedy'/><category term='suicide'/><title type='text'>The Laugh Line</title><subtitle type='html'>Call The Laugh Line and record your joke, so I can share it with the rest of the world.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6872725584301139934/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mike-B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13508867495229044525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6872725584301139934.post-851527540266342218</id><published>2008-03-05T07:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T08:01:52.150-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='depression'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suicide'/><title type='text'>Bill has provided the first two jokes for us to enjoy.</title><content type='html'>My coworker Bill loves telling jokes at work, so I gave him the hot line number for the Laugh Line.  He called in with two jokes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first is about a young man going to have dinner with his girlfriends parents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="58" width="309"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.grandcentral.com/flash/GC_EmbedPlayer.swf?e=536ff1b1a055142bc4bba&amp;amp;m=ffff31f3f6137f037cfe42fe70784fc1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.grandcentral.com/flash/GC_EmbedPlayer.swf?e=536ff1b1a055142bc4bba&amp;amp;m=ffff31f3f6137f037cfe42fe70784fc1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="58" width="309"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The second is about depression.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="58" width="309"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.grandcentral.com/flash/GC_EmbedPlayer.swf?e=3c24b5fa3f83e0815b0e1&amp;amp;m=e9934617a5e8a9f45ecc3c922086faba"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.grandcentral.com/flash/GC_EmbedPlayer.swf?e=3c24b5fa3f83e0815b0e1&amp;amp;m=e9934617a5e8a9f45ecc3c922086faba" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="58" width="309"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for the contribution Bill.  For the rest of you jokers out there, call the Laugh Line Hot Line and record your joke at 209-642-4112.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6872725584301139934-851527540266342218?l=thelaughline.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/feeds/851527540266342218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6872725584301139934&amp;postID=851527540266342218' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6872725584301139934/posts/default/851527540266342218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6872725584301139934/posts/default/851527540266342218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/2008/03/bill-has-provided-first-two-jokes-for.html' title='Bill has provided the first two jokes for us to enjoy.'/><author><name>Mike-B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13508867495229044525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6872725584301139934.post-4241782680613331151</id><published>2008-02-28T08:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-28T09:05:11.200-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ripped'/><title type='text'>Torn Pants video</title><content type='html'>While waiting for some contributions from you, I'll add a video once in a while.  If you find a funny video, you can embed it as a comment to this or another video post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This funny video is about ripped pants, check it out.  Also take a look at the video bar for more comedy and joke videos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JhPA8tQcWmg&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JhPA8tQcWmg&amp;amp;rel=1&amp;amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6872725584301139934-4241782680613331151?l=thelaughline.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/feeds/4241782680613331151/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6872725584301139934&amp;postID=4241782680613331151' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6872725584301139934/posts/default/4241782680613331151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6872725584301139934/posts/default/4241782680613331151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/2008/02/torn-pants-video.html' title='Torn Pants video'/><author><name>Mike-B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13508867495229044525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6872725584301139934.post-9085351795018379095</id><published>2008-02-27T21:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-27T21:25:53.320-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joke'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comedy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='laugh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><title type='text'>Welcome to THE LAUGH LINE</title><content type='html'>Hi Comedy fans and Jokers,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am going to try something out with this BLOG.  I have no idea if it is original concept or not, but I am here to give you an outlet for your jokes if you have them.  If you prefer to listen to a good joke, hopefully I will get some response and be able to put together a collection for you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am using Google's Grand Central site to collect and post your jokes.  Check out the WebCall button on the upper left of the page.  Click on the CALL BUTTON and enter a name and your phone number, then click CALL.  Your number will ring and when you pick up, you will hear my voice mail ring.  After my greeting, you can leave your joke.  If I like it, it may just end up here.&lt;br /&gt;If it is a duplicate, it may not get posted. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please don't leave anything that is vulgar, discriminatory or in poor taste.  A little spicy is OK, but let's try to have a good time.  Remember, that by leaving a message, you recognize that it has been recorded and becomes my property and I can therefore use it as I see fit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I look forward to hearing your jokes and sharing them here with anyone in search of a good joke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks,&lt;br /&gt;Mike-B&lt;br /&gt;THE LAUGH LINE&lt;br /&gt;209-642-4112&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6872725584301139934-9085351795018379095?l=thelaughline.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/feeds/9085351795018379095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6872725584301139934&amp;postID=9085351795018379095' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6872725584301139934/posts/default/9085351795018379095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6872725584301139934/posts/default/9085351795018379095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thelaughline.blogspot.com/2008/02/welcome-to-laugh-line.html' title='Welcome to THE LAUGH LINE'/><author><name>Mike-B</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13508867495229044525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
